tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15428068.post112835424319513605..comments2023-08-02T03:09:59.760-07:00Comments on A Random Collection of Thoughts: My least favorite brand....EVER!Stevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17978807992323701141noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15428068.post-1128390326107990322005-10-03T18:45:00.000-07:002005-10-03T18:45:00.000-07:00BFF?I'm sorry, but this post refers to me as a BFF...BFF?<BR/><BR/>I'm sorry, but this post refers to me as a BFF. What IS a BFF? Last time I heard the term BFF was in 6th grade…. And I *believe* my vato (classmate in the California Public School System) informed me that it stood for Butt Fucking Female. If this is true, allow me a slight bit of correction….. I AM NOT FEMALE… (but I do take it up the butt). Perhaps being rammed in the ass by a phone carrier for 2 years w/o lube confuses one about their BFF’s gender… I dunno… <BR/><BR/>I broomed the NextToworthlesscarrier when their service sucked in CA… and then, out of a horrible scenario, an angel was born… MY BLACKBERRY… {chanting} LONG LIVE THE BLACKBERRY!<BR/><BR/>And how about a little shout out to my step-sista Aaron – fellow Blackberry WHORE…. Can I get a what what? <BR/><BR/>Which brings me to my conclusion for today… Could BFF possibly stand for Blackberry Fellow Fruit? If so; Aaron is definitely in and Steve is definitely ill-equipped – with or with those 14”….Jordanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07875661838718558299noreply@blogger.com