tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15428068.post113336681645775449..comments2023-08-02T03:09:59.760-07:00Comments on A Random Collection of Thoughts: Tom Cruise Kills Oprah!!!!Stevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17978807992323701141noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15428068.post-1133890292486975822005-12-06T09:31:00.000-08:002005-12-06T09:31:00.000-08:00For those of you who don’t know me, I am in love w...For those of you who don’t know me, I am in love with Tom Cruise. Sometimes, at night, I play dress up and pretend my name is Katie Holmes and fantasize about… oh well, you know. (HINT: It involves a purple dinosaur).<BR/><BR/>Never in history do I remember wishing I was a black person, let alone, a black woman, let alone… well Oprah…. <BR/><BR/>So I did a little more research (as my obsession has only grown out of proportion by watching this video clip) and I found more footage of Uncle Tom and Aunt Oprah (sounds like the name of the 2nd underground railroad if you ask me). Check out:<BR/><BR/>http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5506635821335882608&q=oprah+cruise<BR/><BR/>Notice how Tom pounces his bottom ever so gently on the sofa. Wish # 298,379,243: I wish I was that sofa cushion.<BR/><BR/>And one concluding thought regarding the original clip. It didn’t look like Oprah took Tom’s shock treatment too well. I think that Tom needs a REAL woman… [ahem] If that was me, I’d take Tom’s thunder bolt like it was no one’s biz’nas… and THEN ask for more.Jordanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07875661838718558299noreply@blogger.com