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9.22.2005

A man named "Onestone"....

I don't know if it's because it's so early in the morning and I'm easily amused...or if this is this funny......either way....enjoy....
There once was an (American) Indian whose given name was "Onestone", so named because he had only one testicle. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.

After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said, "If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!" The word got around and nobody called him that any more.

Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, "Good morning, Onestone." He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.

The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do.

Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away for many years.

Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him and said, "Good to see you, Onestone."

Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day, made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!

What is the moral of this story?????............................

OH, come on...take a guess!

And the moral is....You can't kill two birds with one stone.

1 comment:

Jordan said...

Have you ever seen two squirrels fuck? If I had to take a guess, I would imagine it would look similar to American Indians fucking, running around, making weird noises, doing a little dance, making a little love [get down tonight.... get down tonight], running around some more, making more noise and then fucking some more... Oddly enough, this is the opposite of how Rabbits fuck... Ever seen a Rabbit fuck? Its like thump-thump-thump-thump-thump-thump
-tump-thump... This is where we got the saying "Fuck like jack-rabbits", in addition, the god-all-might vibrator was born - THE JACK RABBIT. And just so you know I'm not full of shit:

http://www.stockroom.com/b073.htm

Which brings me to my concluding thought: Were American Indians jealous of of "the Rabbit"? How many times have we heard stories that involved Indians and Rabbit skins? Infact they (Rabbit skins) were even used as currency! How many times have we heard of Indians and squirrel skins?!?! I can't think of one! Were Indians guarding the squirrels because they observed them fuck and followed their mating styles - so they wanted to protect them?!?! I'll allow you to draw your own conclusion, but one this is for sure: Birds lay eggs - so do women [eeewwww], squirrels love nuts, so do men....

What's the moral of this story?

Skin the rabbit, follow squirrels and everyone gets a nut.