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Tom Cruise Kills Oprah!!!!

A friend of mine sent me this link about a week ago and I find myself going back to it over and over. It's hysterical. We love the Oprah but it was time for her to go.

Follow this link to see Tom Cruise kill Oprah.


1 comment:

Jordan said...

For those of you who don’t know me, I am in love with Tom Cruise. Sometimes, at night, I play dress up and pretend my name is Katie Holmes and fantasize about… oh well, you know. (HINT: It involves a purple dinosaur).

Never in history do I remember wishing I was a black person, let alone, a black woman, let alone… well Oprah….

So I did a little more research (as my obsession has only grown out of proportion by watching this video clip) and I found more footage of Uncle Tom and Aunt Oprah (sounds like the name of the 2nd underground railroad if you ask me). Check out:


Notice how Tom pounces his bottom ever so gently on the sofa. Wish # 298,379,243: I wish I was that sofa cushion.

And one concluding thought regarding the original clip. It didn’t look like Oprah took Tom’s shock treatment too well. I think that Tom needs a REAL woman… [ahem] If that was me, I’d take Tom’s thunder bolt like it was no one’s biz’nas… and THEN ask for more.